Đó là một sự ngu ngốc ngu ngốc cho đến khi tôi đột nhiên nhớ ra chiếc hộp đồ chơi tình dục lớn chưa mở đã đến vài ngày trước đó

I'm sure we've all been there? When we're wanking but it's just really dull and you're not exactly getting anywhere regardless of who you're perving on? Or has my arrival on the scene ended that as a thing for you? Hehe. Anywaaaaay, in ‘celebration' of becoming officially single (rather than just on a pause) I've treated myself to all sorts of goodies! I've been treating me, like I'd been treating UMF for 18 months. Only now, without flights to America to frantically save for to visit a sexy AF SSBHM, I can now buy myself little luxuries and other frivolous things? Or indeed, when I get a text from Ann Summers announcing their summer sale, I went ahead and spanked 190GBP followed almost immediately by this box of joy! After opening some of the toys I then kneel on my bed and use the mini finger bunny ears vibrator on my clit. And holy fuck balls! I sure did start squirting very fucking quickly! I am gonna have some fun with this bad boy!